The Human Torpedo

thearcanetheory: imaslowcheetah: Signed BAD HORSE I have...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:01:44 -0400

imaslowcheetah:

Signed BAD HORSE

I have been waiting for this gifset for a long time.

jesusdiedforyoursinuses: youwinagainmoffat: majortvjunkie: urb...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:09:42 -0400

youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: me ^

chialyn: Oh, Oklahoma, how my heart hurts for you all. I am...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:48:45 -0400

chialyn:

Oh, Oklahoma, how my heart hurts for you all. I am holding you all in love and prayers and hope.

"About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Enjolras was a revolutionary. Second, there was..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:54:35 -0400

“About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Enjolras was a revolutionary. Second, there was a part of him–and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be–that thirsted for the freedom of the people. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”

- Grantaire, Book IV (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

Reblog if you think David Tennant is beautiful!

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:46:58 -0400

curlingwithmetaphor:

davidtennantandfriends:

eldunariliduen:

metatheta:

malfoyinthetardis:

PLEASE, I’m proving a point to this guy.

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:46:06 -0400

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

Fanfiction: "To Capture Your Image To Capture Your Image As Well As Your Heart As Well As Your Heart," Chapter 13/26

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:17:47 -0400

Title: “To Capture Your Image As Well As Your Heart”

Chapter: 13/26

Rating: T, PG-13

Fandom: Les Misérables

Characters/Pairings: EnjolrasxGrantaire, CourfeyracxJean Prouvaire, Eponine ThenardierxCombeferre (eventual), JolyxBossuetxMusichetta (side-pairing), Marius PontmercyxCosette Fauchelevent

Summary: Grantaire is a photographer, paid to take pictures at a prestigious DC university. While he does so, a gorgeous student catches his eye.

Inspired by this photo: http://data.whicdn.com/images/53008621/380371_thumb.jpg

Also inspired by the fact that the man who took my senior portrait had Grantaire curls.

Posted on AO3 and FF.net.

T H E M A G I C B E G I N S Day 6: Most powerful...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:51:12 -0400

T H E M A G I C B E G I N S

Day 6: Most powerful quote/favourite lines

miss-nerdgasmz: What ship do you think I’m the child of? #oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:48:58 -0400

miss-nerdgasmz:

What ship do you think I’m the child of?

#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME

mykingdomforahiddleston: my-mewling-quim: One day I will...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:48:36 -0400

mykingdomforahiddleston:

my-mewling-quim:

One day I will be able to resist reblogging this photoset whenever I see it.

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:48:21 -0400

sassycappy87:

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

We need 5,000,000 signatures

i know there’s enough bloggers out there

hell sign twice using different emails.

four different emails!

Ian McKellen, photograph by Graham Harrison (1981)

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:02:19 -0400

Ian McKellen, photograph by Graham Harrison (1981)

bitchitrice: derych: brucefuckingbanner: mishasminions: RELEV...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:54:39 -0400

bitchitrice:

derych:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Relevant to tumblr.

Relevant to existence.

screams this from the top of the matterhorn

THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:51:01 -0400

THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

abyss-lain: the last one.

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:46:18 -0400

abyss-lain:

the last one.

"Why Society Still Needs Feminism Because to men, a key is a device to open something. For women,..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:45:20 -0400

“

Why Society Still Needs Feminism

Because to men, a key is a device to open something. For women, it’s a weapon we hold between our fingers when we’re walking alone at night.

Because the biggest insult for a guy is to be called a “pussy,” a “little bitch” or a “girl.” From here on out, being called a “pussy” is an effing badge of honor.

Because last month, my politics professor asked the class if women should have equal representation in the Supreme Court, and only three out of 42 people raised their hands.

Because rape jokes are still a thing.

Because despite being equally broke college kids, guys are still expected to pay for dates, drinks and flowers.

Because as a legit student group, Campus Fellowship does not allow women to lead anything involving men. Look, I know Eve was dumb about the whole apple and snake thing, but I think we can agree having a vagina does not directly impact your ability to lead a
college organization.

Because it’s assumed that if you are nice to a girl, she owes you sex — therefore, if she turns you down, she’s a bitch who’s put you in the “friend zone.” Sorry, bro, women are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

Because only 29 percent of American women identify as feminist, and in the words of author Caitlin Moran, “What part of ‘liberation for women’ is not for you? Is it freedom to vote? The right not to be owned by the man you marry? The campaign for equal pay? Did all that good shit get on your nerves? Or were you just drunk at the time
of the survey?”

Because when people hear the term feminist, they honestly think of women burning bras. Dude, have you ever bought a bra? No one would burn them because they’re freaking
expensive.

Because Rush Limbaugh.

Because we now have a record number of women in the Senate … which is a measly 20 out of 100. Congrats, USA, we’ve gone up to 78th place for women’s political representation, still below China, Rwanda and Iraq.

Because recently I had a discussion with a couple of well-meaning Drake University guys, and they literally could not fathom how catcalling a woman walking down University Avenue is creepy and sexist.
Could. Not. Fathom.

Because on average, the tenured male professors at Drake make more than the tenured female professors.

Because more people on campus complain about chalked statistics regarding sexual assault than complain about the existence of sexual assault. Priorities? Have them.

Because 138 House Republicans voted against the Violence Against Women Act. All 138 felt it shouldn’t provide support for Native women, LGBT people or immigrant women. I’m kind of confused by this, because I thought LGBT people and women of color were also human beings.
Weird, right?

Because a girl was roofied last semester at a local campus bar, and I heard someone say they think she should have been more careful. Being drugged is her fault, not the fault of the person who put drugs in her drink?

Because Chris Brown beat Rihanna so badly she was hospitalized, yet he still has fans and bestselling songs and a tattoo of an abused woman on his neck.

Because out of 7 billion people on the planet, more than 1 billion women will be raped or beaten in their lifetimes. Women and girls have their clitorises cut out, acid thrown on them and broken bottles shoved up them as an act of war. Every second of every day. Every corner of the Earth.

Because the other day, another friend of mine told me she was raped, and I can no longer count on both my hands the number of friends who have told me they’ve been sexually assaulted. Words can’t express how scared I am that I’m getting used to this.

Because a brief survey of reality will tell you that we do not live in a world that values all people equally and that sucks in real, very scary ways. Because you know we live in a sexist world when an awesome thing with the name “feminism” has a weird connotation. Because if I have kids someday, I want my son to be able to have emotions and play dress up, and I want my daughter to climb trees and care more about what’s in her head than what’s on it. Because I don’t want her to carry keys between her fingers at night to
protect herself.

Because feminism is for everybody, and this is your official invitation.

”

- Caitlin O’Donnell, Drake University. (via funeral-march)

How to meet celebrities: Write a book that's good enough to become a movie.

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:43:13 -0400

How to meet celebrities: Write a book that's good enough to become a movie.

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:41:56 -0400

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

mizery-loves-company: mitzi—may: oh-deir: ACTUAL MESSAGE OF...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:40:06 -0400

mizery-loves-company:

mitzi—may:

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

THIS!

supermanitsnoteasy: whoresy-shore: alittlepinkbow: a-drop-in-t...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:39:42 -0400

supermanitsnoteasy:

whoresy-shore:

alittlepinkbow:

a-drop-in-the-oc-e-a-n:

holy shit this deserves way more fucking notes

i can’t reblog it enough, please get this through your skulls. i can’t walk home at night past 10 pm without being terrified that every guy that hollers at me is going to follow me home. it’s fucked up. it’s unfair. our culture sucks. we need to fix it. rape is never okay. never. if the rapist is the girl’s boyfriend it still counts. rape is rape. no is no. no answer is no. you shouldn’t beg and plead until someone’s uncomfortable. take the hint. end this bullshit.

wow.

No one should have to go through the pain of being raped, no one deserves it.